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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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