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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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