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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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