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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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