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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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