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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Quarterly urgency remains quarterly urgency without my narration. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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