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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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