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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. For urgent approvals, use the designated producer or account contact. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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