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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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