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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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