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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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