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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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