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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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