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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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