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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. For immediate help, contact the assigned team lead. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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