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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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