Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away learni…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous s…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away keepin…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggr…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on leave wi…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism,…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am temporarily…
I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am temporarily unavailable while the household schedule is run by naps. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of sche…