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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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