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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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