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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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