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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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