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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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