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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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