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I have exited the building emotionally and physically. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.
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