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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your patience is appreciated.
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