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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for your consideration.
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