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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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