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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. Responses will resume after my return. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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