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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your patience is appreciated.
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