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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Many thanks for your patience.
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