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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Many thanks for your patience.
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