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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Many thanks for your patience.
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