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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will review this once I have returned. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Your patience is appreciated.
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