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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Responses will resume after my return. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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