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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will review this once I have returned. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your patience is appreciated.
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