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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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