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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Many thanks for your patience.
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