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Thank you for your message. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thanks for your flexibility.
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