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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I will review this once I have returned. Serious emergencies should be escalated to the client lead or studio manager. Your patience is appreciated.
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