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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for your consideration.
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