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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.

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