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I appreciate the email and regrettably will not be reading it promptly. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Responses will resume after my return. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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