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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If this cannot wait, use the pre-arranged urgent route rather than hopeful emailing. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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