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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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