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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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