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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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