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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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