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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For time-sensitive work, reach out to the broader team mailbox. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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