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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If this needs action now, post in the incident channel and pull in on-call. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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