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I am unavailable and gently surprised this required confirmation. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. The current manager on duty is handling urgent needs. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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